Do you think a car is only a machine? That it doesn’t have feelings and it can’t laugh or cry? If you do, then you’re WRONG! This car, which is sold on e-bay, proves that there’s an exception to every rule. For those of you who are debating whether or not I’m in my sober state please look carefully to the car’s plates where it says: “LOL”, which in cyber-world translates to Laughing Out Loudly.Let’s be fair, buying this Yugo has its pros and cons. There are some things you may not know about these cars, so better look up the FAQ’s (follow the jump) list before you invest in this beast. And don’t forget that Yugo will be introducing three new vehicles next year which include a single-seater called "I Go", a family sedan named "We Go" and a station wagon called the "Y'all Go". Yes, quite the originality, but trust us, those new models won’t affect the price of this Yugo! -Continued after the jump
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FAQ
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the Tank
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A. Miracle
Q. How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the parts dealer say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo"?
A. "Sounds like a fair trade to me."
Q. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them
Q. What do you call a Yugo with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.
Q. What do you call Yugo passengers?
A. Shock absorbers
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Yugo?
A. Park it between two 914s.
Q. Why do Yugo owners never carry a map?
A. It'll never get far enough to get lost!
Q. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: What is the Yugo owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you have to do if your Yugo gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack
Why were sidewalks invented?
So Yugo owners would have a safe place to walk home.!
Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
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