Subaru Tribeca Procrustean Limousine

I promised myself that I wouldn’t start with any sexual characterizations on the procrustean Tribeca but what the heck; take a look at that grille and tell me that this abomination doesn’t remind you of an extremely excited circumcised penis? And if you’re thinking that this is another creation from Billy Bob’s Texas Limos & Co, think again.

According to the guys at the NASIOC forums who broke the story, Ernie Boch of Subaru New England in Massachusetts had the idea for the Tribeca Limo which he then passed onto Subie execs in Japan. They liked it so much -bearing in mind the latest Impreza it’s not hard to see why…, that they gave permission for it to be built in Subaru’s plant in Indiana! -More images after the jump

Via: nasioc